When you’ve dedicated your life to words, it’s important to go out eloquently.
- Ernest Hemingway: “Goodnight my kitten.” Spoken to his wife before he killed himself.
- Jane Austen: “I want nothing but death.” In response to her sister, Cassandra, who was asking her if…
Shawn refuses to replace my order of french fries from my dreams with real ones. He is the one who woke me up. If he would have just let me sleep, I could have ate my fries and I wouldn’t be craving them meow. Rude.